The Former Fat Boys - Reading Rainbow lyrics

Freeze don't move right where you are Put down that remote, lemme be your LeVar Let's celebrate who you are, read a little Babar The elephant in the room is that today's kids are starved They need a imagination, its not very hard You can see the man in the moon with a library card So, read [MC Lars] If you stroll down the road Where the Red Fern Grows Frog and toad still play and the wind still blows In the willows leaves a world that's free from batteries If you take a look it's in a book Imagination is the key And we speak clearly like Beverly Cleary and Ralphus Mouse Those human friends so dearly Henry Huggins and [?] have a paper route Growing up is so confusing but Romona works it out Are you there god? It's me, Margaret Menstruating in the bathroom adolescent target Then again, maybe I won't lock my bathroom door Blue marker on the face is the freckled juice cure Marty Preston has a friend and his name is Shilo In West Virginia where the lilacs lie low And when the Stinky Cheese Man is on the run I never knew that PBS could be so much fun [Wordburglar] Read Read a book Wordburgla, read some books they help you learn stuff, check I can't lie Most of my favorite books have pictures in them Action adventure ridiculous where all fixtures in them Fix the system individuals matrix outwards Little insurance sured I can spout words to music Before I knew of CS Lewis let me move anything with no BS To it, grew it kids from Narnia to Slaughterhouse Five Choose your own adventure Never thought about why Life of Pi Friend forever of pals and dirt Graduated more to Alan Moore Calibre, galacre, Henry Clay JD Salinger rabbit ears at bay So stay between the pages kids I'm telling you books is major Pocketbook, paperback I'm up your favorite snack Flip it to see what comes next Read Read a book [Former Fat Boys] Check it out i just wrecked my zephyr And the sails won't fly, i'm stuck forever In a land faraway, and i'll have to stay I should known it was gonna be a no good very bad day I should have moved to australia, chilled with kangaroos Worn a purple coat with my bright white shoes Imagination is endless, but pasta is not That is unless you happen to possess a pasta pot that's magic So i throw a batch in, its starts to grow But i shoulda listened when streganona said no But the best lessons, i've learned have been on my own Turns out there's no gila monsters at my new home Turns out there's nice monsters underneath my bed And i no longer fear being where the wild things tread I'm starting to understand, how with just a purple crayon I can draw an adventure with only my hand I can dig up dinosaurs and a**emble the bones Find a bu*tonless bear and give him a home And travel so far without leaving my chair Picking blueberries with sal look out a bear! I'll keep on reading, i'm never gonna stop Like pre-jimmy neutron bob fulton stretching soda pop Till its endless Create a little mischeif like calvin or dennis The day got worse i'm at the dentist But mrs. piggle wiggle and her house upside down And solving a case with encyclopedia brown And chance of rain, from a meatball cloud Have turned my frown upside down, my day around Now i'm prepared for anything, whatever i do If it rains carrots or there's a phantom toll booth That appears just to test me, or a pirate with a hook Got me hooked, its fun come take a look, in a book Read Let's have an adventure Go buy a book Check your library I like them, words I mean, that's why I burgle them