This is for everyone who's been alive and just lived, everyone who's got a future and a past Everyone with time to go before they die You gotta play to win Get past the boss Gotta save the princess whatever the cost Grab that one-up Win the game Warp a few levels Enter your name You got the high score Don't get sloppy, pracitce, learn Gotta play to win Cuz bad guys return You gotta play to win Get past the boss Gotta save the princess whatever the cost There's a time when you gotta take life by the reigns Grab the bull by the horns and a hundred other cliches Fly planes, grab wheels of cars, jump off buildings Head to the dentist, get those fillings Stand up to wrong men, all over the continent Show em you're competent, don't censor your content Sport t-shirts saying something awfully rotten Dry on low heat, they're 100% cotton Sometimes the hero's an average guy who doesn't drive a hummer Don't say you're just a turtle or only a plumber Don't say you're just a baby dragon with bubbles to blow Just a kid from hyrule with crappy a crappy sword and bow When you hear the call you have to head it When destiny calls you have to meet it When they deliver a pizza you have to eat it Feel the michael jackson step up an beat it Its just a boss level, go on defeat it Don't get caught drowing, swim like some semen Sometimes faith in something hard to believe in Can save the whole universe from monsters or demons So if the dr's robotnik, stand up and stop it If he escapes to space hijack a rocket Spin up to warp three once you hop in the co*k pit This ain't a game of tag you can't just yell not it You can be the champ you can win it all You can be the champ if you heed the call You gotta win at all costs, losers s** Loser gets the fatties, winner gets the s*uts Winner gets easter eggs after credits Secret ending is your championship evidence Keep on drinking straight through the puking Do whatever ever it takes to be super human If zombies ate your neighbors start blastin and shootin If there's sonic boom, gon on blast that hadouken There's probably treasure if you can raid the ruin Keep you're head high when the crowd is booing Power up with some milk if the cows is mooin Grab that warp whistle and watch em all start oohin Friday night when everyone's out Train in your basement, don't ever doubt Ignore your mom when she begs you to move out Climb up that vine, jump in that cloud (reach for that crown) Take the wheel from toejam, crash into earth Blast to the top, be a jim and a worm Don't do it for fame, be your own champion Even greats get forgotten just ask little samson The fact is practice, just learn to rap this Then chill in 8-8 with the former fat kids Stand up to bad guys, your attack must show Olivia and layla must be let go This ain't just for you, its for your people Want job security, do it right, and you'll get your sequel Someone always doubts, but they'll be sorry though Save that hot babe and they'll pipe down like mario