The Former Fat Boys - Nerdapalooza lyrics

Former Fat Boys, rawr Shout out to everyone who makes Nerdaplooza happen every single year [Hook] It's a nerdpalooza A bunch of grade school losers Taunted and teased We grew up to be cooler I'm about to move ya I'm about to groove ya So put your hands up it's a nerdapalooza Come on scream oooh ahh [Verse 1] Hands up in the club if ya nerdy If you coding the next Google in your basement and you're 30 And you're living at home with your mom (hi mom!) But you 'bout to be richer than little Steve Jobs (aww) Gimme a shout If they kicked you around Pushed you down But you grew up and you're running this town Making cash from the cloud Kickin' back on your boat targeting lasers on they house Countin' cash while they broke Cuz little johnny nerd life Got the hot wife And he got his own bodyguards now you wanna fight? Like Daniel Larusso taking Elizabeth Shoe home They wish they'd got smart like a spy with a shoe phone I graduated, some nerds just posers Rappers in Frontalot gla**es, bunch a jokers Co-opting nerd fashion for cash ain't kosher That's why I'm putting it down now for an army of coders [Repeat hook] [Verse 2] I want to tell you a story Once upon there was this kid who liked action figures and magic cards He was a little overweight He didn't have friends He got pushed punched and kicked around the playgroud He preferred the computer lab One day he got in shape Put on some headphones And grew up to become the greatest rapper in the world Throw up your spock hands Both or do it solo han Raise em to the clouds like your name was Calrissian Reference something obscure Quote something no one's heard Or cast a f**ing spell And laugh while their f**ing village burns +15 now you're on the right track You're growing a sack Now show you can hack Like you don't give a frak Surprise Barack Whitehouse.gov Is now nerds.cum Like movvvvve you're dumb I'm not done Stickam who*es hum Cuz they all want some Torrents done Faye Reagan on my thumb You wanna come Cuz it's so yum So plug it in Unplug the car Faye on the dash Watch that so I drive hard Old school chozo On the radio Wave to lady hoes While they strip out they Cosplay clothes From the con Where they went dressed As the Baroness I was destro, let's go Nerds get ridiculous [Repeat hook]