The Former Fat Boys - Junk Food lyrics
Girl you're boyfriend's not good for you I'm broccoli he's junk food I'm home cooked, he's mickey d's So drop that heart attack and diet please You gotta believe me I'm telling the truth You need to diet you got dead weight to lose Doesn't matter what he do, he's not good for you Girl your boyfriend is junk food Girl you're boyfriend too much salt Girl you're boyfriend is cholesteral All in all he's bad for your heart Be smart let him go cuz we got a spark So you say you got a man now and that's fine But i heard from your friends he's a bad guy You're the taco bell onions he's ecoli He started off a spud, now he's a large fry He still tastes good, but your not sure you should Chow down and risk indulging further hurt but if you could Take a second and let me get into your head With this awesome jam that'll really make you spread So i can raise you up a peg, bring you down like jenny craig I'm Corona Zero, so go on drink a keg I'll be your man that 's pure cane sugar He's corn syrup you'd prolly rather eat a booger So indulge in dull with your hostess man Let him stuff you up, or you can switch to bran cuz Now don't look at me like that, i'm not calling you fat Its just I think the food you're used to is potentially quite bad I'm not saying its your fault, it tasted good at first But am I really wrong when I guess you'd like to try reverse And go back, switch gears, swap, trade, upgrade Countrytime is nice, but I'm simply lemonade I'm rooty tooty, fresh and fruity He's TV dinners right to your booty I'm a protein smoothie, jamba juicey If my nutrition facts are wrong have the FDA sue mek I'm former fat boy so I should know I've been you before, i've over indulged Completely gluten free Anti-oxidants are me Si soy acai, I see what you need I'm berry berry yummy He's pounds right on your tummy The buzz is i'm you're honey, don't be a dummy hunny Spit him out Why leave a bad taste in your mouth You better get me now Just may sell out may sell out I'm a happy meal with extra value added Completely organic, taste is orgasmic, you have to have it Don't wait to switch, abandon ship Or buy some spandex cuz they'll be calling you titanic So girl eat your wheaties Get off the path to diabetes Add it up like archimedes I'm what you should be eating