The Former Fat Boys - I Rule Hyrule (The Smash Bros. Anthem) lyrics

I rule hyrule with an iron fist That i found in a forrest So deep locked away in a castle That i had to find cuz some a**hole Kidnapped a damsel And so began my endless quest To save the world from this terrorist No matter how many times he eats my fist Ceases to exist, poofs into mist, exploits something i missed And i have to go save some a** Complete tasks, sometimes in a mask Sometimes in the future, sometimes in the past Sometimes as a wolf, just for laughs Gotta find some keys, collect collect rupees Hookshot or boomerrang makes these keese freeze And all you haters that sit there laughing Grab a wave bird and just see what happens Wavedash your a**, your gums stop flapping Challenge me in the temple if you doubt the rappin Cuz i don't give a f** if you sheik or ganon You're damage percent gonna be off the map and I'm take it the top, no lifes lost, champ of the nation I don't die that's humiliation Cuz my final smash, f** it, i'll just bash your face in You ain't gonna beat it me, come and face it I am the champ 2 players or 4 I am the one Who holds the triforce I max the ko's Last one to stand The master hand Feared throughout the land I am the bomb cuz i'm packing bombs And if you listen hear the crowd cheer me on cuz i got items on And if you're puny or wimpy like peach or ness Well excuseeeeee me princess, i'm the best I'm original, written in stone, you're written in ink The adventure of link, beat in a blink We try to forget you exist cuz you stink As you search around for some potion to drink To save your life or last a little longer But i have a 16 hearts and i'll bet i'm stronger Let peach whack me with her arnold palmer I'll act a goron and straight napalm her Cuz you're so f**ing bad, you're a face palmer You're f**ing dead already i'm the embalmer I'm captain N, i'm the game master No mega-man yet, but i'll grab a blaster And dr. wily your a** you're such a disaster And when it comes to swords, i have the master That i pulled from a stone like that disney flick Welcome to d**h mountain, this is it You pull up in your porche I pull up up on a horse Cuz all these princesses love epona They hop right up and ride my bo*er Welcome sir to hyrule where i rule and ain't a loner Its about time your retired cuz we're tired of your odor My thinks mom i'll stop when i'm older, but i'm a 27 year old wanna be coder The next miyamoto, but for now i yo-yo Between eating sleeping and my dojo cuz Cuz this is my anthem this is my song When i win the gold we'll all sing along Cuz i can outwit and outlast kenny hoang (hwong) In fact he calls me for tips, cuz his games all wrong Every time that i grab my bow With silver arrows Act like you know Cuz i'm bout to blow Like a pokemon electrode Friday afternoon, my super show Hyrule temple 3, 2, 1 GO!