The Former Fat Boys - G33k Squad lyrics

I remove your spyware Then remove your clothes It's like old-school p**nos the way these hoes react Fixing a problem up in a snap I simply plug in the jack just like that Then back on the 'net They want to connect A little nerd magic gets them nice and wet Walk into the door with my nerdy geek squad Like a secret agent and I'm en route To make your PC and your s** life reboot It's a paradox I've found it does not compute But every ho I help just wants me when I'm through Yes, I make house calls Whose next? Maybe you when I knock on the door At least pretend that you want me for my sk**s not my little Ben That you want me for my straight-up PC knowledge Let me fix your gear before you make my text solid You save kids at school your money's all spent Huffing cans of paint is an embarra**ment But you're good for it You work off your debt Who says you don't get girls just messing with the 'net? And playing with computers all day long Spinning hard disks like DJ John At your house no doubt I'm your mom's James Bond Sometimes all I do is flip the switch on [Hook] I'm on the geek squad (geek squad) We answer the phone I'm on the geek squad (geek squad) We come to your home I'm on the geek squad (geek squad) When you're all alone I'm on the geek squad (geek squad) Get ready to moan We gonna fix you up so good Make you feel so good Make you say oh good only like a nerd could They call my home like around the clock "My homepage is meatspin?" "I busted WinSock?" "No more Viagra!" "I miss your big co*k" It keeps all ringing and I'm like "ahh, stop!" But I got a job to do [?] to see it through I pledge exile from DLL hell Got my bag draw my bug and I do it very well "How'd you do that?" is a favorite question Well, I googled the problem and followed directions "Where'd you learn that?" is a favorite question Well I googled positions and followed my erection I followed that clue right toward you, hottie Made you scream "ay ya" like doing karate Fix your computer like I was Scotty Then I Captain Kirk ya and rock ya body Humpty-hump you, logically So much so they call me Spock G G for garby, Spock for Vulcan They even call me when sh**'s not broken Horny housewives are an old cliche We even get calls from guys these days I try to help but I don't swing that way But some Asians so it's all okay I learned long ago that power is knowledge Working sororities, pay for college And kept me busy like daily nightly I felt directly what they fix be If you got a problem well I got what it takes Cause when I stroke the keys they call me Bill Gates If your computers broke you're a lonely mom When I'm getting head they call me Steve Jobs They call me Bryce Case cause I always get in And I'm so damn they call me IBM And when their memory broke down because of a crash And my janes just call me YT trash [Repeat hook] [YTCracker] When the record touch the needle Catch you pulling up in my black and white beetle Waving at the people Hey how you're doing? I'm freaking Nick Burns move out the way Let me fix this today Whip out my Leathermen Is that a screw? Let me get that for you Yes I know that you do Want a nerd in your life? Here's my card Give me a call after 8 when I'm off I move the gadgets and ish to my trunk You can get cozy and sit right up front I will let you play with my stereo And I'll teach you to work it correctly you know Like a pro I'm the captain just call up my squad Reread the card call the top number The Former Fat Boys will come by in slumber Party with YT yes XBox all nighty [Repeat hook]