The Former Fat Boys - Download A Car lyrics
I'd download a car I'd download a boat I'll download anything Cuz man I'm broke I'd download a mouse I'd download a house I'd download a chair And a matching couch If you can make it zeroes and ones And I can print it out I don't f**ing care, I'll download a cow I'd download a spaceship Fly to the stars I'd download cologne I'd download a car I'm on the net from the rise to sunset I'm bored and broke and the day ain't begun yet Got a 15 megabit connection to free stuff You wanna ride, grab ya laptop and surf's up Head to http www Tee Pee Bee Go on an isohunt DL an NZB Download Twilight 3, in 1080p From a workprint release smuggled by DGs The unsung bothans of the piracy scene They ds9 unseen, so we call em the breen You got a puny e-penis Compared to scene kids Who've already seen it And by it, I mean everything happenin Your hundred million dollar turd starring Hugh Jackman Right now I'd be drunk if I could download Captain And Coke, but that's just a distant hope That we'll replicate matter from a port in our homes Dre's Detox will leak, I'll crank it thru foobar And I'll download rum, and a whole bar And I'll download free gas while I unRAR my new car Science will figure it out, can't be too hard I'd download a car I'd download a boat I'd download your mom Then upload to her throat And do the same with Jenna Jame and Taylor Rain You could say I downloaded brain I'd download a bat suit And then download joker I'd download Edward Cullen Then bram stoker And watch him kick some Twilight a** I'd download David Duke and photoshop him black They call us Millennials, we got excess degrees Crushed by student loans we don't just want it free We got a need, we're 'bout to bleed Demographically, most unemployed group in half a century Raised on McMansions and credit cards Laptop rappers now we're saving in jars So it's back to mom and dad's They don't really want us back But their pads got WiFi And so we eek by Arrested Development, L.O.S.T. season 4, 5 And so on, and so forth and so pissed As O's stimulus goes to districts that don't exist This system is wishin on population growth But we're shrinking and consumption chokes Then there's less jobs for us younger folks Debt's a noose, we'll be in debt hope Which is why, no joke, we'd download soap I'd download a car I'd download a boat I downloaded 12 seasons of murder she wrote I'd download spongebob kazoos And party favors I'd download Baskin Robbins 31 flavors And a new pair of Addidas rod lavers I'd download the '69 Celtics and Lakers I'd download a submarine and play Captain Nemo Then some 3-D gla**es and see captain EO Those of us with jobs are blessed But what about the rest Stimulus checks don't exactly future protect But if I learned anything from Picard and La Forge Is that one day we'll replicate what we can't afford And everything will be free And every English degree can download a living And a pool to go swimming And all the snooty cla**ic lit and history kids Won't be shoutin they took our jobs at Asian kids And us business students At our cla** reunions We'll all download Bentley's And real fine suits Download gorgeous blonde p**n star prostitues I mean escorts, maybe we'll be on ships and fight borgs For now we're suburban brats with big dreams When even Jay-Z's gotta wear some girls jeans Won't fear RIAA, if my dreams come true We'll have to face the wrath of the UAW when we... I'd download a car I'd download a boat I'd download a goa'uld and be it's new host I'd download a goat I'd download a ghost I'd download a castle and piranha-filled moat Download everything that my eyes can see Maybe a t-rex from Jura**ic Park site C I'd download a cave Then I'd be brave download Osama bin Laden as a slave Be depraved give him to the goat to ram I'd download Aerosmith and watch em jam I'd download some ice cold surge from 1998 I'd download the world's greatest PB and J If you can make it zeroes and ones And i can print it out I don't f**ing care, I'll download a cow I'd download The Graduate By MC Lars I'd download a robot I'd download a car Credits