The Former Fat Boys - Anything Butt Sex lyrics

bu*ter on my popcorn But I had to off her bu*ts was a charger bu*thead was a baller Goin to gwar and serious sh** You caught me but I'm verbal kent bu*ters on south park bu*ter on corn bu*te montana bu*t is in p**n Alexis texas bu*terbean bu*terball turkey Vaseline You can't f** a bu*t As fast as me Farts smell rough Magic clean bu*thole surfers bu*thole wax Bottle service bu*t of kat stacks an*l retentive an*l beads an*l warts An an*l feast bu*t steak bu*t steak Rump roast Make no mistake I dump most If I was Ike I'd fire tina Take the stage Have diarrhea Fart and poop And poop and pee When I number 2 It sounds like pee Argyle sweater Argyle everything We've gone to plaid Ludicrous wedding ring Yeah I said Luda b**h get out the way I won't be having s** with you today I take my time and get to know you Several dates of course I'll phone you We can kiss and have milkshakes But you can't know how my dick tastes Dictate action quick freeze frame My pants must stay on today I've got values I've got morals Until I Say I do Not even oral But once we're married b**h look out Put it in your a** Put it in your mouth Lick my an*s dressed as a clown Turn my condoms upside down Pour out semen on your grandpa Make you lick it while I slam pogs Cut your a** like joker's face Think that's rough That's just first base I love you so much girl You know i love your pearl But tonight i want to be your durst Hit your chocolate starfish till it hurts When a bu*t queefs is it just a fart When a bu*t gapes and shapes like a heart I'll sing you boy band songs in the dark Cept i'll sing bu*t, when they sing heart Works so perfect every song It's like they wrote em that way sing along Its all in, can my balls fit too My sweet zune tunes keeps you in the mood Riding through the final throes Damn, we're outta lube, here just blow your nose Tonight girl you're my jenna haze Jenny hendrix a** for days You're my taylor rain, my keri sable Natalia rossi, i'm not able To complete coherent words and thoughts With your wagging a** in hot pink bu*t floss Ranch dressing, salad tossed Main course rump roast scrotum sauce Just like mitch said, wedding rings first Then co*k rings, bu*t plugs, and so much worse