The Flat Stanleys - One Sided Fist Fight lyrics

[voicemail] "hi. I wasn't kidding. can you stop holding your breath now? I don't like you holding your breath. it's not nice. please stop. hmmmm. okay. call me back when you're conscious. bye." [Verse 1] I've never been in a fight But I've gotten my a** kicked For something dumb that I said About some guys girlfriend That wasn't that dumb 'cause at the time It was factually correct But now my face is wrecked If it's neither here nor there then You still seem to care man An awful lot more than you let on [voicemail] "hey, Brian it's me. um. just kind of getting worried because, you know, you just kind of stopped texting out of the blue and it's um yeah n-not generally a good thing when you do that. um. text or call or something. anything." [Verse 2] I'm taking my seatbelt off 'cause it's making me uncomfortable And when I crash headfirst Into a curb I will finally get to fly Maybe I'll land in somebody's hands Someone who doesn't make me anxious 'cause everyone that I know does [Bridge] I wanna be fixed by doctors I wanna be operated on I need you to take me to the hospital Even though there's technically nothing wrong I wanna be fixed by doctors I wanna be operated on I need you to take me to the hospital Even though there's technically nothing wrong But you'll say you love me for the sake of the tradition [voicemail] "hey brian it's me. um. i'm just calling to see where you went and how you are and um. please call me or text me um. i'm worried about you. please? call me. bye."