The Felice Brothers - Celebrity X lyrics

On the night that celebrity X confesses her love For celebrity Z by the dark brooding sea In a velvet armchair she sits, and from the terrace Celebrity Y can be seen passing by On Peter Fonda’s Harley that he rides to the sea with celebrity V Electrical storm and the flash of a silver knife And celebrity U is with W’s wife As he leans in for a kiss on a moonlit precipice While celebrity R’s in a train station bar And in the bar's back mirror sees a heartsick celebrity T And her eyes like a dart go straight through his heart Fast-forward that evening to the party of celebrity P Now she's feeding him snails with her long painted nails But let us go to celebrity O Who is drinking a sherry with a tall emissary And he’s pressing the keys and the sad melodies resound And his eyes on an artifact fall Dated sometime between the mid and late byzantine He excuses himself, draws close to the shelf Now celebrity N asks a downcast celebrity M If her marriage is hell to celebrity L While celebrity J, by a fountain of deathly gray Is watching spiders sashay with celebrity K Now the rain is cascading and the moonlight is fading And celebrity I is out masquerading Where young supermodels are out shooting empty bottles With celebrity H by a swan haunted lake Meanwhile at the mansion The maid is in search of comet to clean up the Champagne and the Vomit Of celebrity G, who's just learned of the double death Of celebrity E and celebrity F Now she falls at the feet of oblivious celebrity D Engaged in a debate on which role he should take The lead in an adaptation of Dostoevsky’s "The Double," Or a live-action Barney Rubble Meanwhile, celebrity C Is rattled awake by a monstrous quake And celebrity B, from a dark balcony descends A suicide note is found in the coat Of celebrity A in a dark cabaret And it's sealed and addressed to celebrity X