(retail groceries...) Do you know how jesus feels When he's behind his sportscar wheel And the windscreen gla** is all gummed up with blood? Do you know how old jesus feels? For he walks the earth again But not in mecca or in jerusalem No, he sells papers and beer in a shop in crouch end [london, england] For he walks the earth again Chorus: So viva dead ponies Come out and fight me Viva dead ponies Customers: drop dead I have switched the fridges off And i will burn down this whole stinking shop I will get drunk and i will break every little islamical [sic] law For i have switched the fridges off--chorus "i haven't made love in a while. It's the best way to make a child," Said jesus to the disciples. he then further said, "if you can't shift this crate of brillo pads by friday, vengeance will be mine!" So viva dead ponies You're afraid to fight me Customers--pay what you owe! [...?]! Viva dead ponies Back from the circus They lunched with jesus Fire in their noses all gone, all gone...