The Everly Brothers - When It's Night-Time In Italy It's Wednesday Over Here lyrics

When it's night-time in Italy It's Wednesday over here Oh the onions in Sicily Make people cry in California How high is up? I'd like to know How low is down? And when will we have snow? If you talk to an Eskimo His breath will freeze your ears When it's night-time in Italy It's Wednesday over here When it's night-time in Italy It's Wednesday over here When it's wash-day in Picardy They're eating ice-cream cones in Georgia Sixteen and four Makes thirty-one Take eight from five And your days work is done There are people who hesitate But corned beef make them cheer When it's night-time in Italy It's Wednesday over here When it's night-time in Italy It's Wednesday over here When it's Christmas in Albany They're catching fish in Scandinavia That's right, you're wrong You're wrong, that's right Though the days are long It's always cool at night If you can't play a piccolo The holidays are near When it's night-time in Italy It's Wednesday over here When it's night-time in Italy It's Wednesday over here When they're dancing in Omaha The girls don't wear no tights in Jersey My brother Lou Likes oysters too Magazines are read But China cup is blue Should you order some ham ‘n eggs By the time that they appear It'll be night-time in Italy And Wednesday over here