Girl - always giving me diseases Girl - always cutting me to pieces Girl - you're a girl, you're a girl And all you're good for is to give me all your money All you're good for is to just make me sick I'll go to bed with you if you want me to honey But it's almost time for Johnny Carson So make it quick You girl... I swear you goddamn girls must have cotton for brains You're no fun to talk to 'cause you're all the same You make me wanna blow my lunch with your smelly games You ought to be lobotomized, put in chains Girl... And all you're good for is to give me all your money All you're good for is to just make me sick You're nothing but a stupid stinking c*nt, you ain't funny I'd like to mask your stupid face to pulp with a brick You girl - you dirty c*nt You girl - you mental runt You girl - you're a girl