[Simon Sez *distorted*] "Science" "Friction" Test, test, test "Science" {*scratching*} "Uh hun..." "Friction" One, two, three "Science" {*scratching*} "Uh hun..." "Friction" One, two, three One, two, three [Verse 1: Simon Sez] Science friction The science of listenin' Mixin' noise, tall tales Advanced technology Follows me with no apology Steve, Jobs, keeps callin' me For text support It's a no brainer I'll pull your card like a Pokemon trainer Simon Sez, the cosmic Casanova Stay sharp by overdosing ginkgo biloba ("Go..") I fold time and space in half I got a velvet dash inside my hovercraft Do the math Equations equal paragraphs I drink sulfuric acid by the carafe I got a high aptitude, a few This test tube dude's always in a bad mood I'm nude Under my white lab coat I use a telescope to watch every note Flow by I'm always in disguise Cause I know every secret plan the government denies ("Go..") I play with toys that make noise I'm not a B-boy, I'm a droid on 'roids I'm the one who built Dexter's Laboratory That young punk tryin' to steal my fame and glory My story Started with a Big Bang Now fast, from Penang to the Sudan, when I hang With the professor The west coast professor I spit microchips, flip microprocessors In takes I communicate with the greys My drum breaks Cause quakes and dry lakes Pinch a fifth, it's a computer glitch, quick I got pimps and players getting itched Throw the switch Skyler's just lit its To look inside my head, point and click [Simon Sez] {*scratching*} "Go..." One, two, three {*scratching*} "Go..." (Verse 2) [Spitball] It's science friction, we been through the future Generations to come and look back and wonder How The Earthquake Institute Did what they did Seismologist trip like Den hits the cid It was off the grid, the invisible mist Knock down buildings, everybody screams When they heard the boom [Simon Sez] It was one big boom [Spitball] Causin' monsoons while they touched the moon I'd say, "We're comin' soon," but we been here twice Turn tables over there by the laboratory mice When we tried the formula It was so powerful One drop caused heart attacks from here to Antartica It went dark, we blew apart the sea With more power than Freeza in Dragon Ball Z You see The prophets couldn't convince The world we were invisible It got critical Harbor metaphysical DNA criminals You swear to Buddha, we came from out of space But we been in the place Brains without faces Manipulate breaks in the early stages Of production First phase, the cuttin' Second phase, the mix Last phase, destruction Simon, push the bu*ton It's not fiction [Simon Sez] "What is it?" [Spitball] It's science friction [Simon Sez {*distorted*}] {*scratching*} "Go" "Science" {*scratching*} "Uh hun" "Friction" Test, test, test "Science" {*scratching*} "Uh hun" "Friction" One, two, three {*scratching*} "Go" {*scratching*} "Go" {*scratching*} "Go" {*scratching*} "Go" {*scratching*} [Spitball *distorted*] Earthquake Institute One time