The Earthquake Institute - Audible Rollercoaster lyrics

{*scratching*} "U-turn" "U-turn" "U-turn" "U-turn, come on" Chorus: Simon Sez Let me take you on this audible rollercoaster Throw your hands in the air like you're supposed to Throw your hands in the air like you're supposed to Come take a ride on this audible rollercoaster [Verse 1: Simon Sez] Let me take you on a ride A rollercoaster ride Don't let it pa** you by You'll feel alive When you hit the first dip Your heart beat skips, the back seat whips Into a flip Everything goes dark You better fasten up your seatbelt when this roller ride starts When this roller ride starts runnin', there's no turning back Hang on or you'll fall off the track {*scratching*} "U-turn" "U-turn" "U-turn" "U-turn, come on" [Verse 2: Spitball (Simon Sez)] When it's hip, hop You wanna stop back To the first drop (Straight DOWN) Where the sound Alone might make you zane It'll get you dizzier than smith and pain This ain't no ordinary ride, this ride's inside your mind People cry when they hear the rhymes from The back of the line Climb on It's not gone stop til you pa** out Repeat Chorus Twice (Verse 3) [Spitball] It's the only ride in the world with a million loops And the rhymes we hurl will k** a million groups To cause screws on cruise The G Force causes Your voices to get hoarse, hands up Here we go Speed beam, then flood the show When it stops Nobody knows about the beats from beneath {*scratching*} Freak sounds jump beneath It'll seperate your gums from your teeth If you ride it twice You might get iced Snatch your heart like an Aztec sacrifice Man, it ain't nothing nice, but I really don't care I'm breaking it down like ferris wheels at the county fair It's the poisonous pens with the potent poems This rollercoaster roams right through your home And never ends Your knees get weak If you got the guts, sit in the front seat [Simon Sez] Twists and turns like a bucky worm windles There, stroll a right, sizzles It's the beat That makes your feet leave the ground The world looks different when you're upside down My sound is found in the upper atmosphere It fills up the space between your ears If you get airsick, skip this trip This fully equipped rocket ship won't quit No one sends alarms All pa**engers get Thrown into the unknown Microphones turn tables, bottomless bumps It's like a neverendin', free fall jump That keeps going And going, the tracks worse Supersonic speed's got your engine backwards Fast curves make your insides naucious We all move together like synchronized watches {*scratching*} Open your eyes, catch your breath These kids from the west cheat d**h, tempt fate I hit the breaks, you shake, we'll spark Earthquake Institute, the ultimate theme park Repeat Chorus Twice