The Earthquake Institute - Swerve lyrics

{*phone ringing*} [Female] Hello [Spitball] Ay yo, put Simon on the line [Simon Sez] Hello, who's this? [Spitball] This Spitball, what's going down tonight? [Simon Sez] Same as every other night We're gonna find some freaks and swerve [Verse 1: Simon Sez] I always got ten or twenty beauty girls within my reach I'm the chief lifeguard at your local nude beach Wham bam on the sand, make you scream for more I pull freaks like the Taj, pull bodies from the shore Close the door I'm here to up the ante My mouth starts to water when eatable pannies Get pushed in my face, I gotta take a taste I do all my thinking below my waist Chase Virgin girls Bad mama-jamas I move fast like a Suzuki Kadana Tie you up with your bandana I like juicy cherries, you like big bananas We're a match made in heaven, girl You know I'm bigger than a Boeing Triple 7, so Let's get naked, leave your high heels on I get my groove on your futon, then move on Chorus: [Simon Sez] Let's swerve [Earthquake Institute] Swerve [Simon Sez] Come on girl, let's rock it Swerve [Earthquake Institute] Swerve [Female] You know I'm down, let's rock it Repeat Chorus [Verse 2: Spitball] I'm not Grandmaster, but I Flash 'em hoes By the window Yellin', "There's a party over here" Brush my teeth, gargle with beer Wipe the kicks Press my shirt, then it's time to swerve And serve words in my nerves So when I speak Nerds convert to pervs Overnight This rapper loves to bite Soft skinned women with bigger thighs Than Earl Campbell Don't change the dirty channel Leavin' bedroom scents in shambles, when I mack It's a gamble Put ya money on this thug Hey strippers We can wrestle in the mud On the first night Do the rough lambada My name's Spitball, not Erik Estrada Can you dig? We live for the gigs And lickin' Asian chicks and Afro wigs Repeat Chorus Twice: Spitball (Verse 3) [Simon Sez] Here to stay, boys, thrills and Cirque Du Soleil I watch X-rated Japanese anime First prize at the Miss Teen USA A date with Simon Sez, dinner and dancin' Romancing, girl I'll get you out your baby doll With loud cat calls and lots of alcohol I got it all Crawl into my sheets I'll rock you to sleep with my Latin beat Keep An extra girl on standby She keeps her one way wide opened So I can land my Jumbo jet Where it's hot and wet I had hot s** with girls I barely met [Spitball] I'm the homie that can swerve, smack, dab ya to a wall Get up Then walk through a bar room brawl And never fall So follow my lead And drink what I drink, I think I got what you need For the night We'll swerve left and right Right into a Motel Six where my girlfriend's Waitin' With toys for the session I give up a kiss, then undress Repeat Chorus Twice: The Earthquake Institute {*scratching various samples*}