Shoefly girls, you gotta work for it Emo kids, you don't tip for sh** Grad school groupies, you can wait another year 'Cause it's bad when you go, but it's not as bad as when you're here Dear Gabby, are you having any fun? I gotta tell you what the girls have been saying Are you having any fun? My heart is broken and I've got a dagger for a gun If I could tell you what the girls have been saying I got a list of all the girls who've been saying Are you having any fun? Are you having any fun? Dear Gabby, are you having any fun? Dear Gabby, do your parents know you're gone? I gotta teach you all the things you've been missing Do your parents know you're gone? I've got a sure thing, but my rope's reduced to a string That's tied around my trigger finger and it's ready I've got a list of all the things you've been missing Are we having any fun? Are we having any fun? Dear Gabby, hey! Shoefly girls, you gotta work for it Emo kids, you don't tip for sh** Grad school groupies, you can wait another year 'Cause it's bad when you go, but it's not as bad as when you're here