The Drowsy Chaperone Original Broadway Cast - Message From A Nightingale lyrics

Kitty: I bring a message from a nightingale. Emperor's Henchmen: Nightingale, nightingale, nightingale, song-ong-ong-ong-ong. Kitty: I bring a message from a nightingale. Kitty & Emperor's Henchmen: Nightingale, Ahhh! Emperor: You no bow? Emperor and American rady no see eye to eye. American Lady: But Emperor, sometimes a different outlook can change your point of view. Emperor: Whaaaat? American Lady: Precisely. What is it about the Asians, that fascinates Caucasians? What is it about the Asians, that's so nice? Is it the won-tons? The egg rolls? The rice? Perhaps it's Buddha or Confucius and their excellent advice. Emperor: What is it about Caucasians, that mystifies we Asians? What is it about Caucasians that's so odd? They call a pretty rady a broad. They have hair upon their chest, and they only have one god? Impossible! American Lady: Oh Emperor, you're so light on your feet. The people of the world are varied, but differences are in the plan. Emperor: The only difference I can see, that means anything to me, is the one between a rady and a man. American Lady: Don't you mean lady? Emperor: Rady. American Lady: Precisely. What is it about the Asians? Emperor: What is it about Caucasians? American Lady: What makes them so astounding? The Emperor: What makes them so confusing? The Emperor & American Lady: It's you! All: Message from a nightingale song Emperor: ahhhh.