The Dragon Gamez - Player Two: A HALO Rap lyrics

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The Dragon Gamez - Player Two: A HALO Rap lyrics

[JJ712 - Master Chief] I'm Master Chief My presence in the game is not brief I really wanna swim in Cortana's reef That is, if you know what I mean She's blue and hot and I am green I'm more stoned than Charlie Sheen And got more guns than Mr. Clean Oh crap my brother got in the room He has started now as player two [Dragon Blood - Player 2] Cortana sit the f** down and spread your legs You'll feel good after I bust some alien heads Step the f** back you so called "Master" Chief You motherf**er who is the color of a motherf**ing leaf Your aiming is off, and you look like a f*g You wish you had Cortana you motherf**ing jag You're full of sh**, you're not the main guy So shut your f**ing mouth before I shoot you to the sky! [JJ712 - Master Cheif] Wait, bro... What do you think you're doing? The aliens are the ones that I think you should be booing How 'bout some Grifball? Or a d**hmatch in a long hall? But Cortana's mine Because you really s** balls [Dragon Blood - Player 2] The only balls being s**ed are mine in Cortana I'll edit the terrain to make a crate fall on ya Plus, s**ing balls is Cortana's job Don't tell her about the two other jobs You motherf**er I'm your f**ing spawnpoint You'll spawn when I'm bangin' Cortana with my long joint Master Chief is a f**ing f*ggot name You s** dick at playing this game Your shooting s**s cause it's f**ing off key So bend down so you can s** the dick of me! [Cortana] Whoa, you two stop this fighting at once Or I'll send you in the corner you motherf**ing dunce Thanks, I'm flattered, I really really am But I'll tell ya that neither one can be my man You see, you can't touch me, my tits are lines of code So you have a fetish for programs, you went down the wrong road I'm a hologram so that means you can't f** me But some robots can make it feel-- [JJ712 - Master Chief] --I think we can see sh**, I thought you were a hologram of another person But you just mislead me and my rubber's of no a**ertion So I guess that I am really not your man [Dragon Blood - Player 2] I think I'll call my f** buddy, Samus Aran! b*tch!!!

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