The Doppelgangaz - Us 2 Da Man lyrics

[Matter ov Fact:] He's got cirrhosis of the liver from the eighty proof Folliculitis makes his neck look like a baby ruth The truth? He needs a filling for his baby tooth This IBS be disagreeing with kuwaiti soups But that's your cousin Katie with the hoops She'll tell you ladies loving him like Warren Beatty in his youth His new recruit got the fierce pimples on her rack And on top of that, she's got the pierced dimples on her back [EP:] Yo me, myself, I like medieval wimples on a hack The Groggy Pack, never coming simple on a track In fact, it's surely that his dong rankles From shorty with the baggy thong and them strong ankles But ask your cousin Dawn with the cankles She'll tell you ladies fawn for the jawn not the bankroll His newest troll, he cajoled on a bed Said she'd wed for a shed and tires with old tread [Hook:] Ayo cue the fan, let the cloak blow into the cam The crew surviving off some toast and a slew of a jam, damn Pork and beans, running through the can The whole Doppelgang living in a fuschia van Coast to coast they maneuver through the land And still have the nerve to boast, yelling out "Who the man?" You the man, nah Matter ov Fact, you the man Yo f** it E, yo the both of us two the man [Matter ov Fact:] It's Matter ov Fact, the moocher and the future diabetic Just finished opening his twenty seventh line of credit He's burdened with that skinny fat, he's out here trying to shed it He stuffs his face and use a laxative and diuretic But ask your auntie Allison the medic She'll tell you ladies lining up to help him with his calisthenics His newest friend's a thin hag with some skin tags Who walks around with everything she owns inside a gym bag [EP:] He's living at the motor inn with older kin, dag Got gin dribbling off his chin watching Sinbad It's sad, he's selling merch plus the Percocets It's Chatroulette and PAWG searches when he surfs the net His old earth, that's how he met Bernadette She'll tell you ladies writing checks to help curb the debt And yet, his newest prospect in Throggs Neck Got the odd scent plus she lives inside a convent [Hook]