Tonight I've got four invites and four little packets and I'm heading for the bright light Bad memories can't catch me now I've got one foot in heaven and the other in town You might have seen me around On a bridge By a pub On the park In the club Oh poor man, a victim of circumstance Silver bars all in a row I don't want to know Well i knew who i was when i got up this morning but that was a long long time ago and now I'm not so sure They say he's got the patter yeh listen to him natter Over there with the eyes, mad as a hatter he's kissed the Blarney stone, twice On a bridge By a pub On the park In the club Oh poor man, a victim of circumstance Coppers' shields all in a row I don't want to know Oh poor boy what can the matter be what're we going to do with you When we're stupid arseholes all of us, look in the news What can you do