The Dead Milkmen - I Against Osbourne lyrics

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying about satellites My neighbors are not the folks they appear to be They've been replaced by the agency I try to get to sleep but it's no good My coffee does not taste the way it should I know there's no way to make them stop My house is surrounded by the cops They love to plant hidden microphones I find them when I clean up around my home I am sorry, yes I am I do not talk to strangers ma'am You're part of this giant plot Please don't tell me that you're not I am sorry, yes I am I do not talk to strangers ma'am My kids must be part of the conspiracy Mr. Rogers works hand in hand with the KGB