The DC3 - Henry f**ing Wagons lyrics

I went for a big job interview They said it was down to the last two and I'd have been perfect for it to But the other candidate was Henry Wagons. My lover blinked her bedroom eyes, said you're good what a surprise, you could be my perfect guy If you were more like Henry wagons. Who da f**, who who, who da, who da f**. Well whose working my side of the street? Henry f**ing Wagons Except he was doing it long before me Henry f**ing Wagons Who looks thinner in a hat Henry f**ing Wagons Well whose our poet laureate Henry f**ing Wagons Well who beat me at little Ath Henry f**ing Wagons Whose good at English and at Math Henry f**ing Wagons Who caught me watering my lawn Henry f**ing Wagons In earth hour with all my lights on Henry f**ing Wagons Whoa, Henry f**ing Wagons Whoa, Henry f**ing Wagons When I was a pencil neck who ruled? H.F.W And who bombed me in the swimming pool? H.F.W And made all the popular girls drool Well that was Henry Wagons Cause When they taught cool at high school I must of been wagging Who da f**, who who, who da, who da f**. I'm great but whose the best, no wait, let me guess. H.F.W H.F.W H.F.W H.F.W H.F.W H.F.W H.F.W Well whose above me in a Google search Whose like Jeeves when I'm Lurch Who goes rock when I go scissors Whose even been seen out with my missus Whose full of Christian tenderness Who'd never write a song like this Who gets the critical acclaim Whose even got our guitarists name Who gets a strike when I get a spare Who gets a tonne when I get a pair Who leaves me standing in musical chairs Whose even got better facial hair Whose better at slam-dance, better at slam dunk Better at MouseTrap, Twister, KerPlunk Better at PlayStation, better at Wii Better at poo probably Better at Tennis Better at Darts Better at Air Play Better at Charts Better at Bingo Better at Chess Who even beat me on the NAPLAN test Tha'ts Henry f**ing wagons Henry f**ing Wagons Wagons f**ing Henry f**ing Wagons f**ing Henry f**ing f**ing Wagon f**ing f**ing Wagons! Whoa, Henry f**ing Wagons Whoa, Henry f**ing Wagons Whoa, Henry f**ing Wagons Whoa, Henry f**ing Wagons Should take him up a cliff top gun on chest Henry f**ing Wagons Say okay Wagons you're always the best Henry f**ing Wagons Jump off before me there's your test Henry f**ing Wagons But as if I'd do that, you know that would be like, uh, obsessed.