I was shopping on-line At Christmas time Didn't want to wait in line With all the fools Didn't want to be around that Christmas cheer no more Was about to click the checkout bu*ton Be done with all my Christmas shoppin Suddenly my computer froze There was a knock at my front door I said "Who's that? Is it you Laverne? Baby knew you'd come back to me." When I open the door There was a boy in rags with a tiny Christmas tree... He said "My name is Shawn My mama's got a wooden leg She wants flip flops for Christmas I didn't come here to beg But if you have an extra flip flop I'll give my Christmas tree to you She's only got one foot that works So one flip flop will do..." Well I looked in that little boy's eyes They were welling up with tears I looked deep down inside my soul Been hardened by the years I looked around the house Where I'd been hiding from mankind And I found that boy a flip flop Laverne had left behind As the boy ran of with the flip flop I yelled to him "What about my tree?" He said "Oh yeah, sh**. I almost forgot" and he left it there for me As he disappeared into the night I knew an angel had come to call Cuz I got a free tree On Christmas eve And I didn't have to leave the house at all Yeah, I didn't have to leave the house at all (If you have an extra flip flop I'll give my Christmas tree to you She's only got one foot that works ...)