Woman I love ya You know that I do How else can I say Happy Christmas to you My presents I know In the past have been lame But I'm not a good shopper I say it with shame This year please don't make me go shopping at the mall How bout we don't buy each other presents at all Hey why don't we both just get drunk And make out this Christmas? Yeah, I've tried really hard To nail your unique style But I see all the sorrow Through your polite smile Those sweaters and panties I've bought you before Still have tags connected Deep down in your drawer This year please don't make me go shopping at the mall How bout we don't buy each other presents at all Yeah why don't we both just get drunk And make out this Christmas? I wanna kiss you And hold you And touch you And tickle your fancy Til morning Now ain't that better Than some stupid gift card Or pants suit or earrings or perfume Or ugg boot or swatch watch I'll be romantic, light candles Get tantric, fill bathtubs with flowers Talk feelings for hours Then when it's time for some s**y flirtation We'll both get what we want Win win situation Happy Christmas to you This year please don't make me go shopping at the mall How bout we don't buy each other presents at all Yeah why don't we both just get drunk And make out this Christmas? Why don't we both just get drunk And make out this Christmas? Why don't we both just get drunk And make out this Christmas?