if i was king my first royal decree i'd line everybody in my kingdom up and the would answer to me i'd find out if they where [Chorus:] too stupid to live too stupid to live too stupid to live too stupid too.... there'd be twenty simple questions kind of knowledge that can't be refuted and if you score less than ten beaver boy, you'd be executed you are [Chorus] i don't know how you people survive you're too stupid to be left alive so many, so many stupid people in this town don't get me wrong i'm talking to you cause you are too stupid to live too stupid to live too stupid to live too stupid to live too stupid to live too stupid to live too stupid to live too stupid to