[Verse 1] I wear Nike socks knee high I'm cool cause I'm high as a kite Everybody look at me I'm a douchebag [Chorus] Hey guys, I'm a douchebag Hey guys, I'm a douchebag Hey guys, I'm a douchebag Everybody look at me I've got an Iphone and yoga pants Everybody's just like me I've got a two incher in my pants I hope you guys accept me [Chorus] [Verse 1