Thursday, sh** Looks like Crawlin' out of bed at a snails pace Shaved my head, combed my face This must be the very last place You'd think to find A member of the human race Outside movin' through the street Broken gla** beneath my feet A handsome women I didn't meet Who said something I won't repeat It's not a lot But that's all I got So what? Dumb neighborhood dogs Are barkin' all night While cane toads Eat dog food by the moon light Sleepin' in the bath Till an hour ago put up my finger To see which way the wind blows Flea bomb layer On the chew tobacco lizard Crows in flight Through the bake potato blizzard Fast food big chain Open all hours Come back soon After you take a shower Monkey liver lover Canned peach crew cut Guitar pickin' sleeze Bucket chewin' on cat gut That's what I got I didn't read my horoscope today But I know what it should have said Stay at home be alone Don't even bother gettin' outa bed But I went out and faced it down I took it all square on the chin Punched in the face by the fist of fate Please notify my next of kin It's gotta be a sin, gotta let me in I know it's not a lot It's all I got So what I just forgot the lot Stop Dumb neighborhood dogs Are barkin' all night While cane toads Eat dog food by the moon light Sleepin' in the bath Till an hour ago put up my finger To see which way the wind blows I know it's not a lot It's all I got It's not a lot It's not a lot It's all I got It's all I got