The Coup - Lazymuthaf**a lyrics

Now when I go to bed it's almost time to wake up Tryin' not to go to jail, tryin' not to cake up And even when I serve soda it would be cold as f** Shiverin' in my sock, servin' ice for ten bucks And you'd be in the house, all warm and sh** And ya a** got the sweater with the fire lit And whatever ya want you ain't gotta lift a finger If ya wanna a gla** of water hit the maid on the ringer Got a job for you under this hot a** sun You tellin' me to hurry up and get some more sh** done I be so tired when I spit all my words slur together Got so many calluses my hands are like leather Watchin' MTV in yo big a** chair Tryin' out slang words while you combin' ya hair Ya productivity is wack bring that box here fo-sheezy Go get some coffee, player, punch out before ya leave Gotcho' feet up on the desk noddin' off to sleep While I lift, push, pull, dig, sweat, and sweep I could work hard all my life and in the end still suffer 'Cause the world is controlled by you lazy motherf**ers Lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er You's a lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er Now you don't wash yo a**, you got a personal bather If you roll out of bed it's like you doin' a favor You was born into paper and that behavior For a midnight snack, you have the bedroom catered You ain't never learned to drive or tie yo shoe I got my ear to the street and my eye on you You got a secretary to write down your thoughts On how to make us work hard and fatten up your vaults TV say if ya poor, you must be slow and shiftless But you pay em' to say that, so we don't want it different Got a cook and a girl to bring the tray for you You're hearin' this 'cause somebody pushed play for you My head is poundin' now and my hands are shakin' To keep my eyelids open takes concentration I don't get no rest it's just a stay alive hustle Making you stay rich without you moving a muscle You think of people as your tool, so when your dick salute You have a butler get the phone and call a prostitute And say your s** drive's stronger than the engine of a trucker But she'll have to be on top cause you a lazy motherf**er Lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er You's a lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er You's a lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er You's a lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er A hundred person house there just to sanitize You know you don't give a f** but they all despise you Millions over millions makin' sh** for you to sell But police on alert just in case we rebel But it's gon' happen, captain, hope ya know that's why I'm rappin' Once the toes start tappin', hands with gats start clappin', 'Cause this whole system's waitin' for you to kick it in Paris Or roll through Hong Kong in a rickshaw carriage So when you spend a dollar that's ten seconds of my time And when ya spend a billion that's my life and that's a crime 'Cause for me life is hard like a track that I'm reppin' on Callin' for the freedom of the backs that you steppin' on Later for the pull up ya boot strap fastened 'Cause hard work got me to the chiropractor But we can work hard to take back the bread and bu*ter Cause all these multimillionaires is lazy motherf**ers Lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er You's a lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er You's a lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er You's a lazy motherf**er, lazy motherf**er