The Caulfields - Where Are They Now? lyrics

People stay the same throughout the ages Looking for a change is still courageous From dungeons to d**h camps to furnished cages It makes me wonder if Darwinism is just another load of intellecutal jizz And how! CHORUS Where are they now? What would they say if we met today You'd think they'd get it right somehow Where are they now? If you really want to own a shotgun The Constitution says it's your right to bear one 'Cause if you're in a fight why make it a fair one It makes me wonder just why we bother With every little burp from a founding father's mouth Where are they now? What would they say if we met today You'd think they'd take it back somehow Where are they now? Everybody loves the perfect scandal If the shoe fits, torches rise from candles From Cinderella's slipper to Jesus' sandals It makes me wonder if the Holy Bible is what I want to swear upon When I'm on trial Wow! Where are they now? Where are they now? What would they say if we met today I'm pretty sure they'd have a cow Where are they now?