The Cast of Bat Boy the Musical - Christian Charity (Reprise) lyrics

[SHERIFF] It's not about these dumb elections. [DR. PARKER] I never said it was [SHERIFF] Don't want the cart before the horse. [DR. PARKER] Of course, nobody does. [SHERIFF] But some of my consti'chens Claim he's skulking through their kitchens! And soon I may have no recourse But to enforce the law! [BUD] With deadly force! [LORRAINE] So there it is, Doc, spelled out plain. [BUD] So are we clear? [MAGGIE] You'll take no action that could derail this train! [BUD] You hear? [ALL TOWNSFOLK] You should just be grateful We don't hang him from a tree! So don't you go testin' our Christian charity! So ship him out, Doc, Don't care to where. [BUD] We think that's fair [ALL TOWNSFOLK] Take the long way home -- [ROY] ‘Cause he's foulin' the air! [BUD] I swear! [ALL TOWNSFOLK] Doc we need a quarantine, We want a guarantee! He can't be allowed to come- [BUD] He'll cause pandemonium! [ALL TOWNSFOLK] So shape up and show us some Christian... [DR. PARKER] Alright! I give you my word. Edgar will not attend the revival. [SHERIFF] Oh, now that's just great. I knew you'd be reasonable about this. [ALL TOWNSFOLK] Thank God you'll be showing some Christian charity! And some dang sense!