The Brothers Creeggan - John's in the Fridge lyrics

Come on, get up Get off the floor Andy, get up I can't open this door It was a cool Place to hide But the tallest fool Is now inside Maybe it was, simply because The handle's too high Andy, give it a try Look what we did John's in the fridge Come on quick, get up the stairs Andy, come quick, he's losing air This may come as a shock And though we can't talk Your oldest son is a chilly one You'll thank us later Just open the refrigerator We all got down To the house core It made a creaky sound When we opened the door There he was just listenin' to the buzz Sat and shivered, happy to be delivered Hey, big brother, you're like no other John was in the fridge