The Brothers Bright - It's a Wonderful Life lyrics

Ha ha! Great! I'm the king of excess I'm the sultan of sales I'm the boss of bargains My credit cards they never fail I've got a 700 something on my beacon score Which means I don't own a thing and I can buy even more I'm a buffet-eating, tabloid-reading lovable guy I get the best of the best that my money can't buy! It's a wonderful life! It's a wondferful life! With my readheaded wife (readheaded wife) It's a wonderful life! Yes! I'm the prince of impress Oh I'm the chief of cha-ching (yeah!) Oh I'm better than Julie Andrews I get more than a few of my favourite things I spent 700 dollars but I saved 10 percent On this samurai sword, but I forgot to pay rent I'm a bottom-dealing, system-beating trustworthy guy And I'll break even when my pet pig learns to fly! Hey there fella, gimme a thousand dollars! A thousand dollars, wow, why?! Cause I wanna buy a llama! A llama, why?! Because I can, here's a dime! It's my down payment. Who wants a llama ride? Anybody? Too soon? A-do you need more money? Do you need more cash? (oh yeah) Do you need a bigger house and a big old car And a big old burger in a tiki bar And a big old rocket to reach big old Mars Do ya! Yes! We want more! We want more! We need more! I buy Japanese with my American pride To keep the Joneses at bay I buy four-oh-five I'm a steak-lovin', beer-guttin' huggable guy And I used to be friends with the Magnum P.I.