The same two lies you get wrong every time One that you care and the other that you don't care at all The same two chords in all our songs all the time In here without you within this is an achievement Come on your face is so pretty Come on your face is so pretty The same two lies you get wrong every time I dressed up like a woman under these clothes for you And you left it 'till now before you tell me That's not what you wanted me to go through I threw all my friends in the river Metaphorically, but with ugly concrete shoes And you left it 'till now before you tell me That was a stupid thing to do I've been the perfect gentleman But you've just thrown it back at me Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm dying here