Yeah, baby I wanna take you home On a night like this you shouldn't sleep alone The stars are all melting and your teeth are on fire The guys at the ball are all liars Yeah baby, your hair is a mess Your feet are all dirty, but I feel blessed The world is expanding as the universe shrinks Neither of us knows what the other one thinks This is the planet where our people stuck their flag We're all f**ed up on the booze and the d** How long you gonna be in the bathroom baby? We're all f**ed up on the booze and the d** How long you gonna be in the bathroom baby? Yeah darling, I wanna take you home on a night like this Don't wanna be alone, the bars are all closing Your hair is on fire, neither of us is gonna get any higher Yeah baby, you've torn your dress your teeth are all dirty, but I'm obsessed The world is expanding as the universe shrinks Surely we got time for a couple of drinks 'cause this is the planet where our people stuck their flag We're all f**ed up on the booze and the d** How long you gonna be in the bathroom baby? We're all f**ed up on the booze and the d** How long you gonna be in the bathroom baby? We're all f**ed up on the booze and the booze and the booze and the booze and the d**