The Bricks - Do You Speak Norscan? lyrics

We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (Forinjar) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (near and far) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, (beach ahead) So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Qu'est que c'est? Je ne vous comprends pas. Qu'est que c'est? Je ne vous comprends pas. And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (Forinjar) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (near and far) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, (beachy head?) So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Vas is das? Sprekken ze Teutonian? Achtung! Achtung! Ich bin ein Berliner. And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (Forinjar) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (that's far and near) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, (beach ahead) So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, 'Ere cor blimey, guv'nor, 'ave a cup of tea, 'Ere cor blimey, guv'nor, 'ave a cup of tea, And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (Forinjar) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (near and far) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, (beach ahead) So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Hast thou no manners, thou egregious cur? Unhand me at once, and kindly address me as sir. And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (in a boat!) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (with our eyes) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, (right in front of us) So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Och aye the noo! Hoots mon, see you Jimmy! Och aye the noo! Hoots mon, see you Jimmy! (We surrender!) And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (Forinjar) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (gotta thrall 'em all) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, (beach ahead) So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Ah begorrah, top of the morning to you! Feck, girls, that would be an ecumenical matter! And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (Forinjar) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (mostly thralls called Barry) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, (beach ahead) So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Bore da, Cymru am byth! (Make Sheep baah-ing sounds..) Bore da, Cymru am byth! And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (you know, near the river) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (yeah,still looking!) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, (beach ahead) So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Fifteen gold to you, it's cutting my own throat, It's a top cla** piece of gear, it's worth every groat. And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (Forinjar) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (did I mention we also pillage) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, (beach ahead) So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Matron Mummy says don't talk to strangers, She says Overground is full of scary dangers. And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (are we nearly there yet?) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (I need a wee) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Sphinx, Pyramid, Stork, Tart with a Cat, Ankh, Sundial, Two Trees, Man in a Hat. And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain bring the boat around I think I've found another one. We were sailing up the coast of Forinjar, (yeah, it's a long beach) We were looking out for thralls both near and far, (mostly far) Then I saw somebody standing on the beach ahead, So I tapped him on the shoulder and I snarled at him and said... Do You Speak Norscan? He said, Shaddupayaface, just one cornetto! Respect me, respect the family, capisce! And as he mumbled some old nonsense in a foreign tongue, I said captain forget the boat, I think he's Siciljan.