The Bottle Rockets - Radar Gun lyrics

Straight from 12th grade into junior college Buddy, buddy, buddy, I pa**ed my exam They're making me a law enforcement person Got me a gun and a badge, I'm a man Radar gun, radar gun 43 from where I was sittin? 30 miles an hour is the law of our land Please produce your license, find your registration And what is the name of your insurance man? Radar gun, radar gun I'm makin? money and I'm havin? fun with my Radar gun, radar gun With my brand new radar gun You know our Sheriff William Buckburger Says our mayor's got a master plan A new post gun meets the cost of livin? And one of them stoplights down on grand Radar gun, radar gun I'm makin? money and I'm havin? fun with my Radar gun, radar gun With my brand new radar gun Schedule 19 on a special election Got our money problems right in hand Droppin? them limits like a hot potato 50 down to 30, oh man, oh man Radar gun, radar gun I'm makin? money and I'm havin? fun with my Radar gun, radar gun With my brand new radar gun Brand new shiny Simmons radar gun Me and my partner go patrol car crusin? On the parking lots at the shopping malls Scanning those dashes, those mirrors and visors The little detectors that ruin it all Johnny got one on an?86 T-bird Pull up slow just as close as I can Milliwatt seconds on maximum output We'll dust that puppy with one small blast from my Radar gun, radar gun I'm makin? money and I'm havin? fun with my Radar gun, radar gun With my brand new radar gun