The Alchemist - Mums In The Garage lyrics

[Intro] Members of the public are welcome to come to watch proceedings (Where's the loot?) It's me The cops are coming (Where's the loot?) Shut the f** up! I got it The cops… the cops f** you, you piece of sh** No! Ah… Take it outta here Shut up, p**y! Bring the car around I'm comin for you now Shut the f** up! [Verse 1: Action Bronson] I want the yen in the envelope, cookies from the Girl Scout Thin mints, wind sprint whips, bring them furs out Chew my food, spit it out into a bird's mouth It's only one and I'm already on the 3rd ounce Baby seats in the pa**at ‘cus I don't wanna make it hot Cus if they pull over doggie then I'm sprintin like a fox Into the forest, hide behind the trees, lit the orange I got your honor under the armpit, I take the charges Red roses, lay on wood boxes often Park the tan porsche outside the good doctor's office Turn my head, cough Cus I'm smoking on a dead corpse Leave you sleepin next to head horse Spark the Rose Mary, I saw the p**y and it's so hairy Take the leather out the closet like a known fairy I f** it but I won't marry They catch me all over the map, getting throat daily Ah [Interlude] I mean it didn't weigh what you said it'd weight...I Listen to me, I'm not gonna raise my voice My mom's in the hospital, you know I promised, next week I want it more, not a dollar more, not a dollar less Next week I promise it's comin Listen to me, f** it! [Verse 2: Evidence] Yo! Straight out the garage, Al Bundy with no horse or carriage Straight out the para-troopers parachuting over Paris Straight out the charismatic, charisma I caught a vision, been ridden by a thick one, divorce and marriage Beautiful view from out the terrace While I was out recruiting the crew, another tail from the careless Side of pocket, caught her staring, then knocked it out the park Roger Maris, I shoot the fair warn, I shoot the sheriff Not a dollar more and not a dollar less f**in any day or time of night Call her up, call me Jimmie Walker dynomite The city stalker with a violent life, silent knife Uptown escape, this ain't Harlem, this is solemn nights A little crazy, he became a nuisance Makin moves up out the west and got it off without a blueprint The money talkin, sh** keep it stirring I'm 20-20 from my past life and live it reoccurring [Interlude] Alright, go, press the f**in gas, go! Go go go Okay okay, I'm goin, I'm goin What are doin? You f**in moron! I put the f**in brake on, I thought… I didn't know we had… gonna… yea aha f**in prick, you're in a getaway car, you piece sh**, go Okay okay, Jesus, I'm goin Light the f**in gas, I said go! [Verse 3: Alchemist] Mad man, I rip up stages Specialized in removing lips from faces Type of animal only exist in cages Boy I traveled over 7 seas to distant places To retrieve exotic pets, karate chop the nipple of yo chest Ring the alarm, this is not a test Kashmir sweaters made for golfin Lootin a coffin, high enough to communicate with a dolphin Moron Olympics, toss midgets like a discus Sweatsuit stitched by Ralph Lifsh**z Spiff lit, instantly I cook like bisquick Pump room rockin, I'm a bad brain misfit Laughin while I'm dippin dash and Glock weapons Big bully, foot bra** knuckle rap, I'm hot stepping with aggression The minute that you driftin is direction Bubble like indigestion on a rhythm section Stealin the coffin, mums in the garage