(Intro – Action Bronson) We are gathered here today, way-oh-way-oh To commemorate a very good man, Brother Jedidiah He stands about 5'8″ (Verse 1 – Action Bronson) I wear the yamaka to court to gain some sort of leverage My lawyer puts a little molly in the judge's beverage As a team player, you know what I'ma buy him a mother**king Nissan Murano Rabbi Rodriguez did to Prince Then a little piece of fish fell on the dish that he sniffed Like a dog that's his d**k that he split So he could go pick up his kids in a brand new whip What the f**k (Interlude 1 – Big Body Bes) Oh pardon me I was out here busy living your lies You've been dead your whole life Oh yeah Alfonzo, pull up the car (Verse 2 – Action Bronson) Riker's Island runway show better than Yeezy season This year the color green is in Dog I'm f**king crazy like velcro sneakers I'm playing with s**t Dog I ain't playing with s**t Your frame will lay in a ditch My chick is Asian with a twist I'm so hard you could cook a piece of bacon on my d**k Better be turkey though So if these turkeys try to murk me, Moe I'll let these turkeys know that I'm in Turkey hoe S**t (Interlude 2 – Big Body Bes) We was 47 and a half deep on the strip You was in front of the store with Team Jordan's and yellow pajama pants That's a big no no That's a big no no!