That Handsome Devil - How to get Money lyrics

Heh heh heh... Believe it or not There are some people out there who still don't use guns Now they're struggling They could use some new shoes, the rent's due But they still don't shoot 'em Heh heh heh... Cutting corners, counting coupons But here's the practical solutions Y'all to get your extra loot from (bang baby, bang) This is how to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody Some people got a heart of gold You don't get sh** when you pawn that though Stocks drop, economic slopes Put me on the road in amish clothes I'll sell ceramic bowls and artichokes Panhandlin' in a army coat Doing astrological readings at the carnival Tell models I'm from cosmo Air guitar to rock and roll Selling guys on Harleys fake rocks to smoke And the fake parking spot in the no parking zone Heh heh... Man I got fake pa**es to games that ain't happening Take napkins, salt shakers, placemats When I leave a place I never ate at, man Need a ride? Throw on the valet jacket and take a spin You get a good enough tip, maybe drop it off on your way back in Some girl on the radio singing "who'll save my soul" I don't know, but I can save some dough Taking the occasional toilet paper roll from every place I go (bang baby, bang) This is how to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody How to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody Well I've been robbed a few times So I can give you some pointers We ain't talkin' about stealing change From your grandma's coin purse Get the toy first, from the truck before it hits the toy store Make the deals, cut out the employer You wanna poison my drink? You have to buy me two Plus some poison slice of pizza and some poison Chinese food Need a credit card? We hit the I.C.U Find a few who besides their short, dying in the '92 The I.D. might be you And if that don't work sell the I.V. fluid Now old apartment basements got copper piping Use the proper lighting, or all you get is cops and sirens When you smash the water lines in Need a sugar momma to support you? Hang around courtrooms, divorce support groups Outside the reportorial sport coop with the convertible roof This is how to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody How to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get (money) And not have to shoot somebody You've been working a lot? Get hurt on the job Girls, wear a skirt Tie your shirt in a knot Firt with your boss, far off from burning your bras You got value now you work what you got Heh heh heh heh heh... Yes, tune in later for debates on escaping from cop cars Equations on chalk boards, for fakin' out doctors and making your heart stop Until then, you can catch out at the golf course Drunk, racing the golf carts Heh heh heh heh heh... Yeah, (bang baby, bang)