I'm a co*ky little kid with a metal band I'd like to be a star, I got my hair dyed black And I just got a brand new guitar.. [Chorus:] I stole some riffs from a CD today I think it was At The Gates.. I blend it up with my personal taste My friends got totally amazed Chunky riffs and some cookie monster vox, will be enough to get us signed Sony music is looking for a band, dude I think I got a plan In Flames and Soilwork have just sold out, and one of the singers is getting bald My time has come, I'm gonna be a shooting star So don't step in my way My rules must be obeyed.. [Chorus:] I stole some riffs from a CD today I think it was At The Gates.. I blend it up with my personal taste My friends got totally amazed Our sound is totally new, such a gift to the world My piercing looks nice in the corner of my mouth, I got it from a hot topic girl I'm really such a sensitive guy I'm scared those machoriffs will f** up my style So please. Take a look at me, I want to look so mean I'm ready to take on the world And all my friends. They agree! [Chorus] So don't step in my way My rules must be obeyed