Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off That's how my daily life starts On the highway, 'til it's payday I have a meeting with the boss He has a wicked leg, he has a wicked leg He likes to kick me in the a** 'til it turns red I hate my job, I hate it all I wanna be a million dollar f**ing rock star Why!? -Won't you get me a gig before I die? [Chorus:] Will write you a song song Just as heavy as King Kong While I'm smoking my bong bong I wanna be a hunk with a metal guitar 'cause people tell me I could go pretty far I need some kicks as I'm Kerry King licks And get the chicks by the bar Now it's lunchtime, cut the barbwire I'm going to the deli and get myself a wrap Life is crazy, this job makes me A suicidal freak feeling like crap Why!? -Won't you get me a gig before I die? I will write you a song song 'cause I know how to pling plong Just like playing the ping pong [Chorus] I'll be getting the chi... Chicks by the bar I'll be showing my tri... Tricks on guitar They'll be blowing me bli... Blind in my car I'll be throwing the sui... Suit on the yard I'll be hitting my bo... Boss really hard I'll be getting a bo... Bodyguard Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off That's how my daily life starts On the highway, 'til it's payday I have a meeting with the boss Why!? -Won't you give me a gig before I die? I will force you to sing sing I will give you a ring ring And you give me some bling bling [Chorus]