Teacher says to dot my I's And cross my T's Color inside the lines Like everybody else please I'm off the page I'm everywhere But in parenthesis I don't belong I don't belong I don't belong Except with my … Invisible friend Invisible friend What's real to me You call just pretend Through the weekdays And the weekend I'm off with my invisible friend Loop up the proof so I can see The meaning of geometry It all looks like Greek to me I want out of here Save my locker from inspection Save the frogs from dissection I'm not up for election I want to disappear with my Invisible friend Invisible friend What's real to me You call just pretend Through the weekdays And the weekend I'm off with my invisible friend We go flying above the trees Nobody can see my friend but me We go flying whenever we please Just me and my invisible friend Somebody tripped me at lunch And I dropped my tray Everybody clapped and looked my way Then I had to suit up for softball Coach made play The light at the end of the tunnel today Is my invisible friend Invisible friend Makes me tall When I feel small Through the weekdays And the weekend I'm off with my invisible friend