[Verse 1] I was sat at the bar deep in a trance I just arrived from 'Nam But I'll play this show and I feel like sh** and I'll make these people dance Until I'm parched, tryna get a drink, barmaid walked past I'm like raa she's gotta be the prettiest member of staff by far When I've played this show and it's live I'ma find that girl that I liked and see if I can catch her vibes But it's now getting packed inside so I grab this mic and I'm not even a fraction shy Cos I'm the actual guy, stay with me and find out what it's like [Hook] I can never leave you're always tempting me to stay And judge me if you see me and I'm tipsy and it's late Flagging down a taxi in a backstreet in Spain Cause I can never leave you're always tempting me to stay [Verse 2] The show got bun and now I feel like I'm dying I swear that I've got broken lungs I'm lying down backstage on a sofa Tryna catch my breath and I'm slumped But don't think for a sec that I've died my d**h Get back on the 'Yac and the rum And it's done, now I'm flying again I got a snout in my hand again and I'm drunk And I found that pretty little thing I was eyeing up right behind of the junk As it all transpires she don't live far from the place that I call my slum Look into my eyes, I wanna stay another night or two So I might you only live once Cancel my flight, I need more time in the sun [Hook] I can never leave you're always tempting me to stay And judge me if you see me and I'm tipsy and it's late Flagging down a taxi in a backstreet in Spain Cause I can never leave you're always tempting me to stay [Verse 3] Ahh sh**, I'm still out in Maga When I should have gone back to the manor But I got on so well with you all that I stayed for a week with Term And I had a extraordinary time in the morning light somewhere in the sky with Gazza Susan, Dan, Jordy and man like Bill anything don't matter Why the hell would I wanna go home I'm right here in this Spaniard city Sitting next to an England rose Whiteboy wasted come on it's Jimmy In London it's freezing cold More grief, more beef on the roads A reality check so I know if I left him out it'd be silly [Hook] I can never leave you're always tempting me to stay And judge me if you see me and I'm tipsy and it's late Flagging down a taxi in a backstreet in Spain Cause I can never leave you're always tempting me to stay