[Intro- Yelling At Cats] Fillies and gentlecolts... mares and whatever... this is a song for my fellow bronies out there. To all you lovers of ponies and all that... but... to the people who don't like ponies... I have one thing to say to you... [Chorus- Yelling At Cats] P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! [Verse 1- Yelling At Cats] Hello kids, do you like My Little Pony? Do you like to label yourself as a brony? Do you own a plushie? A doll? A toy? Are your parents not sure if you're a girl or a boy? Welcome to the club, you'll fit right in There's only men here, there are no women Who's your favorite pony, is it Pinkie Pie? Is it Rarity, RD, AJ or Fluttershy? Do you like to draw art? Do you have an OC? Do you think somepony will try to draw one for me? Tell me, brony- do you like what you see? What kind of fandom do you want this to be? We love to love, we don't love to hate We like to sit back, relax, and tolerate Friendship is Magic, and that is the truth Now does anypony here want a little brohoof? Let's all chill, as Pinkie would say Life is a party, live for today Life's too short to be down and sad Y'all should smile, be upbeat and glad And I know some people hate, discriminate They may say with some sh** they propagate So what do you tell a hater who depicts a show as gay? Listen to the chorus, this is what ya say [Chorus- Yelling At Cats] P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! [Verse 2- Temporal Walker] Steppin on the stage til I grab another mic Spittin' collaborative of friendship with my buddies, that's right I'm reppin' Double-E ‘cause I'm flyin on this track Cats and Living Tombstone, man they both got my back! In the cla**ic words of Shakespeare, I am what I am And if you don't like it, I don't give a damn I will like what I like and I will write what I write So come closer, listen brony, I don't bite! For the new generation, sit down my friends The words that I spit is my soul that I cleanse As a specimen I'm just one of the many To be caught up in this pony trend, one of plenty These ponies have reignited the spark in me To try to be the best that I can possibly be And to anyone who thinks I'd be better off in bed I got love and tolerance circled around your head Back when I was young I had no direction And when my band broke up I felt no connection Anymore to the world around me Life took a drill and it gave me a lobotomy Ponies pulled me back from the brink All the love and happiness just made me think The world can be such a beautiful place! Don't think so? Stop being such a disgrace, and… [Chorus- Yelling At Cats] P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! Pony the f** up! [Verse 3- Yelling At Cats] I'll tolerate you so much it'll feel like sodomy I'll love you to the point of a little lobotomy Everypony's best pony, they all got swag Pop in the club, haters leave in body bags Get the message yet, y'all should pony the f** up? Bronies on the net so you know we got mad love Par for the course, haters hate the little horse Sperglords tormenting like the n**est Crook force f** them all, they can kiss my plot The joke's on them, I won't stop, I'm not Angry at all, I'm just a little bit jacked ‘Cause these people just won't reiterate the fact That ponies are here to stay, that's why we're reppin' The people from Lauren Faust to Jason Thiessen Y'all make the fandom worth the stay, it's true I have nobody else to thank but you "Love and Tolerate", it's our motto, a mantra You down with that noise? You can dig it, can't ya? And all the hate we get it just doesn't do sh** I'd make a Pipsqueak joke here, "bu*t f**" it How many times do I gotta say that bronies are united? How many times until our wrongs is righted? We're here to stay, what else can we say? Now Tombstone please, just take it away