Temporal Walker - Blue And Orange lyrics
[Intro] Yeah! I hear you like some shippin? BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE Yeah! I got a song about it! APPLEDASHIN' APPLE DASHIN' APPLEDASHIN' APPLEDASHIN' I know my place, bronies ALWAYS FANON NEVER CANON ALWAYS FANON NEVER CANON Yeah We got some fillyfoolin' BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE [Verse 1] Sometime in August I was readin' all these fanfics When I came across one with a tag labeled somethin' different Shipping? I dunno! Let's take it for a spin Everything else I've read so far has been for the win Rainbow Dash and Applejack, buckin' apples in the orchard When all of a sudden, Dashie's gotta spill her heart, her voice all tortured Turns out Applejack's feelin the same way Off they go to the barn to take a tumble in the hay Censored (Thanks Sethisto) amounts of pony love later They're sayin' that they're gonna love each other forever As I'm readin' I'm feelin' this fuzzy happiness Oh god, I think I like this shipping business [Chorus] Yeah, so many fanfics! BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE Don't get me wrong though, I ain't no clopper NOT A CLOPPER NOT A CLOPPER NOT A CLOPPER NOT A CLOPPER Yeah, just a shippin' fan here JUST A SHIPPER JUST A SHIPPER JUST A SHIPPER JUST A SHIPPER Uh huh, let me explain… BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE [Verse 2] No clopfics here bro, I read on EQD Don't need any of that cloppy smut, you see That's ain't the kind of brony that I wanna be I like my AJD a hundred percent PG13 That other sh** is just obscene Gotta go to eyebleach to get my eyes cleaned Fillyfoolin' round the clock, Applejack and Rainbow Dash Best pony pair, no one else can beat that lesbian bash Lyra and Bonbon can try as they might But nopony could ever take away that apple-rainbow light [Chorus] Yeah, best pony pair, people BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE Enough for a song, no doubt GET YOUR SONG ON GET YOUR SONG ON GET YOUR SONG ON GET YOUR SONG ON GOD, why am I writing this? NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA Oh well! Let's break it down BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE BLUE AND ORANGE [Verse 3] I don't need no cheeba to smoke this f**in' rap Sorry Wiz Khalifa, you're just a loser full of crap Original song, he's rappin' bout what, f**in bees? Man, I'mma redo it proper, yeah, rappin' bout these ponies Readin' all these fanfics about the duo Best pair ever of the pony crew - OH! She feels the same, Rainbow, ya betta go and get ha Even Derpy couldn't ship anypony any better Song's almost over, gonna rap real fast Bout a certain pony pair, named Appledash Girls got me goin' giggidy every story you're together And every time you're not, I'm under the weather Lovin' lovely lovings from outta the dark But add in some clop and I'm all like "What a story, Mark." ಠ_ಠ Sittin' with the appletrees, heads held to the breeze AJ comes close and gives Dash a peck on the cheek She turns her head, and their eyes meet Time and space melt away from the pa**ionate heat Rainbow speaks up, AJ do you love me? She nods, Yer the best mare I ever did see I'm just sittin' there reading with my head in awe I can't help it, I breath in and I go DAWWWWWWWWW!