Television Personalities - Part One: Fulfilling The Contractual Obligations lyrics

Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligations Poor people dancing in shopping centres Bargains galore on November and Sundays Raining cabbages and church-like sales Children with chainsaws and Catholic boutiques Homemade desires and vegetable antiques Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation Indian ice-cream parlour houses Melancholy p**ycats playing with mouses Happy-go-lucky undertakers Tree-lined bungalows marzipan-flavoured Postmen toying with Lucozade fetishes Policewomen laughing at the unemployed Ecstasy houses for the hard of hearing m**m vicars like to get the beers in Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation Lawnmowers dancing in a rude formation Animated talks with bilingual Alsatian Flying nuns shopping in DIY who*ehouses Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation The grand old queen of York He had two hundred men His case comes up in court on Tuesday morning Ha! ha! ha! Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation