Teewhy - Richard Bachman lyrics

[Intro: sample from "Bobby Brown Goes Down" by Frank Zappa] God I am the American Dream (Canadian) I do not think I'm too extreme And I'm a handsome son of a b**h (yeah!) I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich (Hey, get a good job...) Oh, you done f**ed up [Verse] Dear Mother, I promise I will never be a Plumber I'll go to college, study every single summer It makes me wonder, who would ever want to be a Plumber, Garrett? I guess your parents never cared enough to Raise you proper, cause if they hadda, they woulda taught ya Don't ever ever talk back to Papa You scanning through my Instagram and Twitter feed for dirt Yeah I like to sketch so let me draw this out for you, it shouldn't hurt On second thought it probably will, see, Matty said it best I'm kicking down, you're just a piece of sh** stuck to my heel Look I kept it real, Complex they never mentioned it But they only mentioned you because you sound so f**ing desperate "And one rapper Garrett Plummer went so far as to write An entire six-song Beef Season album Dot dot dot, um And it's six songs wack." Cleve said it best, b**h take your six songs back Grab a drink at the bar, let me pour you a shot, man Now fix the sink, sh**, you're still on the clock, damn Pull up your pants, I don't need to see that a** crack Calling up Roto-Rooter, demanding my cash back Just fix the logjam, Plumbers shouldn't talk, man Kiss my pinkie ring because I'm really King like Richard Bachman Rrah, you feel me? So s** a co*k, man It's Richard Bachman, who's your b**h jockin'? [Hook] Yo, people call me Dick, and they call you dick too Well, my name is Richard though; what's your excuse? I'm the King, the motherf**ing King The motherf**ing King, son, yeah I'm the motherf**ing King People call me Dick, and they call you dick too But my name is Richard; what the hell is your excuse? I'm the King, the motherf**ing King Motherf**ing King, yeah, I'm the motherf**ing King [Outro] And that's it (toilet flushing) (On Broooadwaaaay)