[Verse] Yo I thought I told you you don't want none Hold me to my word Shouts to homies out in Gotham "Won't somebody stop him?" Oh, you thought you caught them? I will resort to violence I won't tolerate your talk, son Uh, or lack of it On second thought It's probably better off you sit And think about how f**ing wack you spit It's fricking sacrilege To go against the Get Up Gang You getting sh**ted on, c'mon I sank your fricking battleship I finally had it, kid Shut your mouth and plead the Fifth Please, Mr. Plummer Don't you got a fricking leak to fix? Believe it b**h And get up on this Cause once I get you in my sights I am not gon' miss Motherf**er Yep, it's Beef Season But I think you bit off more than you could chew Cause I ain't leaving Yo, so spit the gristle out You a b**h so you getting singled out I'm Christopher Hardwick With a sicker mouth But there's something I can't figure out How'd you fix the plumbing From all the cum that I'm flushing In your sister's house? I think I get it now This sh** is getting clear Now Jensen Karp Is gonna tell you what you need to hear [Hook: teewhy (with Jensen Karp drop)] Now what does Garrett Plummer say In his Garrett Plummer way Every Garrett Plummer day? ("I wanna see Weiner") okay And what does Garrett Plummer think Every other week When he's staring at your dink? ("is uh... I wanna see Weiner") And what did Garrett Plummer thunk Every other month When he's starting at your junk? ("I wanna see Weiner") Yeah, what does Garrett Plummer spit When he licks his lips And he's staring at your dick ("is uh... I wanna see Weiner") oh [Outro] Weiner, weiner Weiner, weiner Weiner, weiner Garrett Plummer wants your weiner Weiner, weiner Weiner, weiner Weiner, weiner Garrett Plummer wants to see your weiner ("I wanna see Weiner") b**h ("That might be the greatest song ever made") (On Broadway)