I, I found the one Yeah she's as perfect as she seems The star of all of my wet dreams I found the girl, I found the one I, I found the one Yeah she doesn't f** around She turns my world all upside down I found the girl I found the one And there is nothing that can turn me off of you You get me all f**ed up like I've been sniffing glue And I'm so horny that I don't know what to do And now my balls are turning blue. Yeah I, I found the one Yeah she always treats me right I wanna do her every night I found the girl, I found the one